Damascus.

I must take some time to address an issue that's been in the headlines recently, and for good reason: Syria. Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin plan to meet on Monday in order to discuss the situation on the ground inside the nation. I was under the impression (again, for good reason) last February that Damascus was in imminent danger of falling under fire and being leveled. (This ended up not transpiring for various reasons, much to my chagrin. You'll hear more about this in greater detail later when the time arises.) For various reasons, as it turns out, the invasion of Alaska ended up not being contingent upon munitions raining down upon the capitol city (although Hamon-Gog is, as you will read, indeed related to what is about to transpire). Here's what is important right now, and what you need to know: Reading many tea leaves, I am fully convinced that the obliteration of Damascus is nigh. Here is my warning to anyone in the vicinity: get out of there, and make haste. This day is fast approaching, and I don't like to see life be unnecessarily lost. The Assad regime is on its last legs, and the Syrian people will have a stake in forming a new government to take its place. Unfortunately, this is an utter humanitarian disaster in the making. Follow my instructions, even if you do not currently fully understand them. Your very life may depend upon it.

It will all make sense later, trust me.

Take care, and may God bless you and yours. You have been warned.