Gateway.

All petty nonsense needs to be thrown to the side before I lead you in a simple prayer of salvation. This is the point of entry.

If you think you know better, you will stumble over me and find yourself in a world of hurt. You won't make it, and I have the last word in this lifetime. Understood? Great. Repeat this prayer and welcome into God's family. "Dear Jesus, I thank you for dying for my sins. I know that you rose from the grave on the third day and are seated at the right hand of the Father. You are coming again one day. Thank you for coming into my life and being my Lord and Savior. Amen." Go, get baptized!